R Weekly is back after a long break! The editor has been lazy to publish his works due to PERSONAL reasons and he realized that he has been uploading too many photos recently! He should just stick to writing actually. Uses his brain cells more and saves the trouble of uploading pictures. Screw the editor.

Dear readers,

It is my duty to inform you that the text/pictures you will be reading after this are not suitable for young children and immature self- claimed adults. Contents may include intoxication, act-cute photos, disgusting scenes and some forms of nudity. Ok, forget about the nudity part.

Anyway, I enjoyed my last weekend. Loads of fun, entertainment and A PLEASANT SURPRISE! I watched “Mr and Mrs Smith” on Saturday. To say that the movie was exaggerating is a huge understatement! However, I must admit that Mrs Smith looks gorgeous though. They should consider renaming it as “MRS and mr Smith” to rake in higher profits!

Being a well known STMS (Short-Term-Memory-Specialist), I forgot what I did on Monday. But it’s alright. Let’s move on to Tuesday. I remember that I was rather busy.. Busy with nothing, commonly known as “Pa Bang” (killing mosquitoes). The English version would be ‘slacking’ and the Hokkien version would be ‘Zuo Bo Lan’. Ok, you get my point. In the evening, I went down to the library to borrow some reference materials for a friend. “The Complete Idiot’s Guide to Flash”, “xxxx Flash Guide” and “Flash xxxx”. That further concludes my ‘Computer Idiot of the Century” title bestowed on me several years back. I did not really understand those books and the feeling was mutual. Guess I was more of a hindrance than of any help.

I kinda like this photo!

I was on duty on Wednesday and it was no joke this time. I was absolutely freaking busy! I was out for the whole day and did not even have time for lunch! In the end, I took lunch and dinner together. Lunch was Nasi Lemak and dinner was Fried Kuay Teow. Both consumed at 6 plus in the evening. Sinful but satisfying. However, given my hectic schedule, I managed to squeeze in a little bit of time to capture some photos.. Haha..

"Busy"..

Guess I love myself too much.. haha..

Yeah right..

Thursday: Tired. Slept for 5 hours yesterday and a report was due today. Furthermore, someone pissed me off and I almost quarreled with him. If not for someone’s intervention, we would be shouting into each other’s faces. Screw that gay faggot. But fortunately, behind every asshole lies a happy man. A colleague of mine got married today and I attended his wedding dinner at Maritus Mandarin. Weddings always have the ability to make a person happy and with a feeling of wanting to get married. Haha.. Someone once said, “Marriage is a union between a woman and a prop”. I wonder how true it is.
Food conquers all. I only managed to take a few photos as I was more tempted by the dishes than my digicam. There were drunkards, alcohol conspirers, disgusting concoctions (brandy, wine and beer) and all happy faces.

The bride and groom!

My team!

Drunk!

Friday’s – Partyworld, Chomp Chomp and Ice Cube!!

Enjoying herself??

Beng and Lian

Ice Cube! I like the concept..

Enjoying themselves..

The menu...

The reason I like this cafe.. apart from the waitress.. haha..

A flying pig? Or is it my illusion?

I have a question that has been lingering in my mind for quite some time. Can pigs really fly? Or is it my wishful thinking? Can someone enlighten me? I just need a cue, a clue or anything else. Anything at all..

FINALLY.. one load off my mind. Now another issue needs to be resolved. I can't afford to be indecisive anymore.. Its about time to make a decision..

I GET SO PISSED OFF WHEN PEOPLE DON'T KEEP THEIR PROMISES..
I GET SO PISSED OFF WHEN PEOPLE FANG WO FEI JI..
I GET SO PISSED OFF WHEN PEOPLE SCREW UP MY PLANS..
WHY!?!?!?!!? IS A PROMISE SO HARD TO KEEP???? IF YOU CAN'T, SAY YOU CAN'T!!! I DON'T FUCKING LIKE TO FORCE OTHERS.. JUST DON'T FUCKING FU YAN WO!! JUST BECAUSE I DON'T SAY ANYTHING DOESN'T MEAN I AM OK.. I JUST DON'T LIKE TO OPEN MY MOUTH WHEN I AM ANGRY! REASON BEING.. I DON'T WANT TO PISS ANOTHER PERSON OFF AS WHATEVER COMES OUT FROM MY MOUTH WILL BE FUCKING HOT!! ARGH........

Thousands of years ago, birthdays were considered a time when the bad spirits as opposed to the good spirits were able to harm you as this day changed a person's life. It was believed that the only way to keep the bad spirits at bay was to have your friends and family around you so that their good wishes and presents giving would keep them at bay.

Noisemakers are thought to be used at parties as a way of scaring away the evil spirits. The custom of lighting candles originated with people believing that the gods lived in the sky and by lighting candles and torches they were sending a signal or prayer to the gods so they could be answered. When you blow out the candles and make a wish this is another way of sending a signal and a message.

My magical 21 was spent at the range, shooting down target boards. HOW EXCITING RIGHT?? But then again, it was a day to be remembered. It has been a long time since so many people remembered my birthday. The phone calls at the stroke of midnight and the messages flooding my inbox. A flooded inbox has never been such a wonderful feeling before! Haha. Anyway, I want to thank all of you who attended the gathering, who dropped by for a short tiny small little while, whom I invited but could not make it, who had the intention to come but had no idea what to buy for me, who wanted to come but was penniless and the overseas gang who flew the presents here instead of themselves! I love you people! Here are some of the pictures taken that day at Marriot. Crazy bunch of people..

The moment I stepped in.. ok.. ignore the bags and shoes..

Comfy!

The night "scenery"..

5+1-3

Grace!

Hazel and Peiling!

OMG... WTF...

Everyone!

Poly bash!

My best bud!

no no.. not you!!

Flashing my radiant smile!! haha..

Stop staring at my chest!

Fancy a soya bean and chivas concoction?

Red.. written all over..