Some relationship philosophies that I heard recently.. Some of which I cant figure out why..

Philosophy no 1: When a younger man marries an older woman, happiness is guaranteed.. Hmm.. Wonder how true is that..

Philosophy no 2: I do not want to be his girlfriend; I just want to be more than friends with him. Hmm.. The definition of relationship these days.. Think Friendster should come up with more relationship status.

Philosophy no 3: Choose a better partner to commit after a failed relationship. Hmm.. What if the previous one was the best you could ever ask for?